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i might never log into this account again kthxbai
you are all legends
  • Listening to: TACTICOOL NUKE INCOMING
  • Reading: FANFICTION
  • Watching: WAR
  • Playing: "REFLECT NUKES WITH YOUR RIOT SHIELD"
  • Eating: SHIT
  • Drinking: PISS
I have over 9000 pageviews.
:iconiyellatyou:

I guess anything related to *chans or strange alien beastiality gets you attention nowadays
  • Listening to: TACTICOOL NUKE INCOMING
  • Reading: FANFICTION
  • Watching: WAR
  • Playing: "REFLECT NUKES WITH YOUR RIOT SHIELD"
  • Eating: SHIT
  • Drinking: PISS
So well, i were minding my own business (:iconhurrplz:) and suddenly my session of blessed actions got interrupted by the evil mindfuck of Windows - BSoD. I sobbed.
But as the HXC faggot i am, i got my act together and started it in MANUAL MODE (Safe mode...) and saved everything (all my porn and rule 34) that i needed in case it went all the way to hell and back without any touchdown inbetween. But i surprised myself! I just followed the "Troubleshooting" stuff that got shoved up my ass, and it actually worked! Whoo!

But not everything is flowers and cute pornography with overuse of bloom effects. I get back on the PC, and appearently certain programs (Steam, MSN, TeamSpeak +++) just goes full retard. I start them, and then they just close the process automatically. That good feeling of beeing Mc1337, broken just like that.

I'm totally bringing it to "IT Support" tomorrow. In other words, to the guy with a magical password and the "Delete fucking everything" command.

As i said, i love having this external HDD. No way in hell i risk a ride in a large car just because of something Mr. Gates (whoose name can be translated to 666, whoa) did. Well played Bill Gates, well Played.

Be right back, hiding this HDD because it contains stuff that can kill facial hair.



Also, on a different note.
I am currently totally obsessed with Espeon (no, i didn't order anything from Japan) so if you want me to shoe on head or take you to the bar| then you know what to do. And if you play Metal Gear Online on the EU servers, search up the character "Ped0bear" to see the full truth about this one-sided relationship.
  • Listening to: My own rage
  • Reading: BSoD messages
  • Watching: Blue Screen
  • Playing: CMD prompt
  • Eating: Binary data
  • Drinking: Electrones
I AM FULLY CHARGED AT 100 DEVIATIONS!!!


Also, i would like to sit on my knees and blame humanity for everything that's horrible. Or blame Japan. Yeah, let's do that. Well, point is... rule 34 sort of went IRL in a very disturbing way in the land of Desu. There's those faggots who make "Custom Sex-dolls" as long as you have teh Money$ ($449), and some guy appearently realized the world needed an cutesy, inflatable Espeon with 3 holes, suction and 2 years warranty. Apperently, this insane thing is full of SUPER SCIENCE that only Japan can do, and i really don't want to know if it's technically a fucking robot or whatnot. And no, of course such a feat of awesome couldn't be kept where it belongs - far away from society - it had to be lol-loaded to the internets! Well, i think you basically broke the record of beeing speedytrolled, because in a few minutes the pictures got removed because the hosters thought they were beeing DDoS'd thanks to a 4chan link to said faggotry. And it was some sort of host where you couldn't save the faggotry as well. But seriously?

Ok, fine. I can accept that people ON THE INTERNETS draw Espeons doing all sorts of naughty things, but do you reall need a FERAL, PLASTIC FUCK-DOLL of it!? Complete with a "cute" face and everything!?

There is only one reaction to all of this.

"Son..... I am disappoint"
(for some gay reason i can't change my "mood". i'm not in "Love" with the thought of humping a plastic Espeon.)

tl;dr - Japan get fucking good
  • Listening to: /mu/
  • Reading: /b/
  • Watching: /gif/
  • Playing: /v/
Fuck that, I'll still use this account, because i can and doesn't afraid of anything. But slightly less activity and content also no doubles that i post on both accounts.


Ok, it have been fun using this account as a seekrit stashaway for the most stupid of my finds and such, but it won't have much activity anymore. You see, i got Adobe Design Premium CS4, and will focus more on SRS BSNZ (GIF's, edits and even ORIGINAL CONTENT) from now on. Might drop in a few really dirty lol-moments that i can't post on my main account, but most likely it will be rather dry.

Keep rocking, and keep using this plz account all around dA instead of the pesky :iconimhappyplz: or :icondancingplz:

Refer to :iconxelig00n: for most of my additions from now on. But a lot of stuff in that accounts scraps will be of this accounts quality nonetheless, i'll just slap a disclaimer on it.

Anyway, just thought to let you know.
  • Listening to: /mu/
  • Reading: /b/
  • Watching: /gif/
  • Playing: /v/
NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW
That's what this profile and some of the deviations will be. Innit.
smd


Due to extensive faggotry i now own
:iconhornyleafeonplz::iconhornyjolteonplz::iconhornydialgapls: and the best of it :iconhornyglaceonplz:

There is no god. tbh smd


Gentlemen, and leaders of our free nations.
We have a problem on our hands. The president have been kidnapped by Pokemon. Are you a bad enough dude to get him back?

:iconhornyespeonplz::iconhornyumbreonplz::iconhornyvaporeonplz::iconhornyeeveeplz::iconhornyglaceonplz::iconhornyjolteonplz::iconhornyflareonplz::iconhornyleafeonplz:






:iconbaddudesplz: <- best plz account since myself
And the horny glaceon looks too cute =3


I have reached 5000 pageviews.
I have reached half the way to 10 000 pageviews.
I'm closer to over 9000 pageviews.


I hope one of you nig- amazing human/furry beings screencapped it.

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  • Listening to: /mu/
  • Reading: /b/
  • Watching: /gif/
  • Playing: /v/
  • Eating: combo breaker
  • Drinking: 420chan
So well, i am extremely close to reach 5000 views on this account, which is ace. When you get it, please capture it for great justice.

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  • Reading: /b/
  • Watching: /gif/
  • Playing: /v/
  • Eating: combo breaker
  • Drinking: 420chan
VACATED 2 WEEKS (from 15th jul)
Read xelig00n.deviantart.com/journa… for moar infoz



soon 5k pageviews, DO IT FAGGOTS
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Sup yo, quite a lot of people message me the following message because i upload things *chan and related (rule 34 and thereby agnph with all its crazy-ass memespeak)
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rules 1 and 2 newfag
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So listen up. You appearently came after the gaia/habbo raids, where some stupid tard changed the 2 first rules to "Do not speak about /b/" and "Do NOT SPEAK ABOUT /b/" a la Fight Club. Well, firstly those have been confirmed to only count during raids by moot. In case you don't know who that is, it's the admin of 4chan. Touche!

And guess what the actual rule 1 and 2 is?

1. Don't mention 4chan
2. It was eBaum

Those makes a shit load of sense during a raid, and they're still the legit rules (for the most accessible example - any stickam raid) in any raid that's properly (but raids are still gay unless it's deserved. for example anontalk) executed.




Adjust your facts, "newfag"
And oh, newfag does not equal newcomer. Newfags are the people who refuse to adjust and just spouts out shit like "LOL IT BE OVAR 9000 LONGCAT LULZ" everywhere.
fuck this shit
  • Listening to: /mu/
  • Reading: /b/
  • Watching: /gif/
  • Playing: /v/
  • Eating: combo breaker
  • Drinking: 420chan
This account have more views than my main (Xelig00n)
There you see, abusing 4chan memes and suggestive themes can get you FAR.

OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Oh, btw, i'm feeling a bit Fred (a la youtube faggot) today, so if you have a PS3 feel free to add Indefinatrix (idorts hacked my Xelig00n account, yo)

FTW
BTW Porn is good for you
Pokemon too

so why not mix them

I made hornydialgapls (:iconhornydialgapls:) :iconforscience:
She's my pet. Not a sex-slave.
Promise.
I mean, i don't got all the time in the world


disregard that i suck cocks etc
  • Listening to: Seether, Hollywood Undead
  • Reading: Erotic/Pokemon fanfics, Erotic Pokemon fanfics
  • Watching: The &quot;horny[pokemon]plz&quot; accounts
  • Playing: CoD4, MGO, Fallout 3
  • Eating: Cream
  • Drinking: Chocolate Milk raining
Hallo fresh recruits to the internet. I realize that you just logged on and left the comfort of your startpages and youtube. You want more, eh? You want to feel the taste of victory after finding the thing that made you ace some random test? Well, here's the truth - the internet contains a few percent information. The rest is porn. And since "regular porn" can be achived IRL most of it are pretty crazy. But that's another days lection...

The internet IS usefull for such things. You can easily find info at places like Wikipedia and Google, and yet sit there just hoping no one just raided that article with lies and AIDS. But that's not what i'm here to talk about! I'm here to talk about some of the most epic - both win and fail, and sometimes both at the same time - sites that i personally have seen. This is like an INTERNET CATALOUGE MACHINE from my slightly blurred and retarded point of view. It can also be looked upon as the ULTRAMEGATIMATE LEVEL CHART of the internets. And i suuuure want people to add their own INTERNETS HISTORY.

Let's start faaaar back in time... when i myself just were a random n00b on le tubes...
(the following is sort of a chronological introduction history. it shows what i found when)

[My "classification" of the pages] - My own personal choices
Those can vary in which lineup they appear for different people


Local "fun" pages - Various
Everyone have such pages. They are in any language, and are the usual "games and funny animations" sites. And youtube. They are harmless and fun for a fresh netizen (citizen + internet, duh) and can keep you entertained for a loooong time. Those are where most people start their internets.

Massive "fun" pages/relatively open forums - Newgrounds, caws.ws, MGOforums etc.
Those are often found when your friend find the "awesome hentai thingy flash animation with the tentacles"... or "the awesome bloody flash game" that you won't find on the more local ones. They are still pretty harmless, but they are DIRECTLY contributing to the most mind-boggling - and further affecting - classes. Something that i will speak of after... Those forums usually contain FAAAAAR too many members to be a "community". It's more like people forming communities within. Those usually send you to "The Brink" sites.

Successfull community - TST, PPM
Congratulations, you entered a community! Those are crucial to you finding your internets personality (at least until you enter the "newfag" stage and spam memes. and no, newfags don't really exists, just ppl trying too hard). Upon entering such a site/area in the internet, you will make something that you can call friends. Firstly it will feel weird, but you will make proper friends. Srsly, no jokes.

The brink - *chan, Encyclopedia Dramatica
OFTEN FOUND ON "MASSIVE "FUN" PAGES"
Those represent a brink for anything happening later. If you first reach those and they don't scare you away, you are forever lost. srsly. Unless you have ultra-magnum psyche, those will make you extremely curious on disgusting, crazy, violent and erotic themes. ANYTHING will make you request the source and requesting more. This usually introduces you to gore, extreme racism, snuff, furfaggotry (the cancerous versions of furries that ONLY does the yiff part of furry and long ago forgot what it's about at all) and faggotry (lameness on a very stupid level). They are usually imageboards where you will see things that you would be thrown into the asylum for IRL, and incredible amounts of any porn you ever imagined - and didn't imagine.

Curiosity - Rule34 Paheal, AGNPH, fchan
OFTEN FOUND ON "THE BRINK" SITES
My curiosity kicked my ass right into the Rule 34 range. QUICK INTERNETS EDUCATION

Rule 34 of the internet: If it exists, there's porn of it.

With that out of the way, we can continue - yes, it's basically porn of things that exists. This doesn't mean regular porn (even though that fits into the description as well) - but usually bizarre and/or surreal works of art. Rule 34 paheal (www.rule34.paheal.net) declares to be "Raping your childhood". Well, that alone should tell it. fchan is essentially "furry-chan". I won't say much about AGNPH, it's a branch of the same shit that's devoted to Pokemon-porn. Yay for humanity. ::sarcasm::. Personally i have never been "turned on" by stuff like this. Ok, lie, but that's not why i go there. I find it funny. Yes, i laugh at it. Wat.



That's where i stay today. In the middle of beeing part of several forums, and still exploring the darks rooms far down in the basement of the internet. Now i will sum up with a self-proclaimed collection of TRAPS.

TST - www.lugia.us
PPM - spiritlugia.proboards.com/inde…
MGOforums - www.mgoforums.com
4chan - www.4chan.org (((NSFW)))
fchan - www.fchan.us (((NSFW)))
Paheal - www.rule34.paheal.net (((NSFW)))
AGNPH - www.agnph.com (((NSFW)))
thank me for the fucking adverts!!1!


note - 4chan and links below basically leads you to endless lines of porn. and the further you go, the more diabolical and bizarre it gets. From cartoon, evolving into furry, ending at pokemon. Where the fuck can i go next?

tl;dr - I am driven by my curiosity.


INTELLIGENT DISCUSSION APPRECIATED
FLAMES ALSO
  • Listening to: Seether, Hollywood Undead
  • Reading: Erotic Fanfics
  • Watching: The &quot;horny[pokemon]plz&quot; accounts
  • Playing: CoD4, MGO, Fallout 3
  • Eating: Unhealthy food
  • Drinking: Unhealthy drinks
LMFAO
Lol i have started reading fanfics randomly after discovering a specific one that basically entertained me through a boring day rotflmao.
I wanna share it with everyone, but if i link to it here everyone will just run away LOL
but it's awesome
and it contains well idk wtf i can call it
some people might go "MY MIND HATH MELTED, SIR" if they're new to rule 34 and shiz
but it's awesome
did i say that it's awesome?
and it's pretty explicit
and it contains win
and pokeymans
jajajaja
:iconabsolplz:
yeah
did i just a splode your mind? my mind feels a sploded already...

LOL





I have a dare for you /.. i mean dA.
You see that silly ass address bar? It's time to put it to use!

Click that silly thing, and put this in there yo!
rule34[dot]paheal[dot]net/post/list

after "/list" put "/[your favourite character]/1", using underscores as spaces. I.e "Ichigo Kurosaki" become "/post/list/Ichigo_Kurosaki/1"

Press enter like a wild west cowboy!
Press the first image that shows up.

Post results.
Enjoy, gentlemen and ladies.
(or enter rule34.paheal.net/post/list and use the "search" field, using the underscores as spaces and do the same)

:icondoitplz:






Did i mention this brings you to rule 34 - Cartoon Pornography, of your fave character? So if it's ANYTHING feral (i.e Bolt or any pokemon) prepare to be owned. Manually.


awedance2plz

Where is your god now?

danceeeee
:iconawedanceplz::iconawedance2plz:
:iconawedance2plz::iconawedanceplz:


Made by Xelig00n



Also i have a loose trigger finger. If anyone makes an assumption of knowan in any of my deviations i will post the direct link to the object of source. Excersise caution, "There be monsters out there"
  • Listening to: System of a Down
  • Reading: /b/
  • Watching: Rule 34
  • Playing: CoD4, MGO
  • Eating: Unhealthy food
  • Drinking: Unhealthy drinks
I'm famous
I think i am the new mascot of TROLL PRIDE
And i also made a playlist involving that AND some stuff that i don't even

Watch for yourself: www.youtube.com/view_play_list…

Oh and by the way, /b/ is back up.
fuck
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  • Watching: ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER
  • Playing: ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER
  • Eating: ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER
  • Drinking: ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER
[Pokemon][Yiffy][Feral]_Leafeon_WKAR.png = ban from [insert number here]chan

It's science!

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NOTE: All links in this except for the link to karukrusan contains porn. Yush, porn. Woo-hoo? Not really. It's drawn porn.

Fuck.

Well some of my "deviations" have contained lulzy (and suggestive) moments from a certain page, and a LOT of people have asked me "wat is dis" and other funny questions.

i cba answer them all, so i will answer all of your questions in one.


Most of the moments at this point either originates from AGNPH, MGOF or Paheal.

Paheal: rule 34 hometown. also known as /childhood, but anyway www.rule34.paheal.net . Hosts a lot of shit on things like .. every cartoon or anime character EVER. Truly "intruiging" stuff indeed.

MGOF: MGO (metal gear online) forums. Nothing bad except for C4RNIF3X' jokes, which is bad as hell.

AGNPH: Please, just use google... let's just say it stands for "alt.games.pokemon.nintendo.hentai", so now really consider if you want to go there.
www.agnph.com

NOTE: If you press those links you do so at your own peril/do want, and therefore you can't /r/ b& for me k?

Good boy.



Also, don't forget karukrusan and his over 9000 epicness.
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  • Watching: ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER
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  • Eating: ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER
  • Drinking: ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER
www.acapela.tv/good-old-times-…
Link contains thank y00

so awedanceplz's pageviews are about to exceed Xelig00n's ?
IDORTS >D




Thar changed pass and removed his fail journal entry :P
Enjoy your fail

ALSO: CHECK OUT MY FRIENDS DA HE'S OVER 9000
:iconkarukrusan:
karukrusan
BOTH
AT ONCE

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